31 - In Which Apple Kid Speaks Of Mold And Robots

[notstevejobs]

I keep forgetting to update this thing -- I've been so busy lately researching the mold in the boy's restrooms here on campus.

Did you know that there are at least 27 different varieties of mold growing in the boy's restrooms here? My research into them has been fascinating.

I may be onto a breakthrough in the surprisingly untapped area of mold-powered steam engines! Imagine robots that produce penicillin as a byproduct of turning them on!

Mr. Kyle, you have at least four distinct varieties in your bathroom -- did you know that?

Mr. Kyle, I sneaked into your bathroom to do studies on mold -- did you know that?

Is anyone willing to fund some research into mold-powered steam-engine robots? It'll be a breakthrough in robotics and also medicine at the same time!

Comments

[brattykoopa.livejournal.com]

Why don't you create a mold that spreads through plantlife? I'll pay you pretty handsomely for that.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

But some molds do that already. Why would you need me to invent something that you can already get?

[brattykoopa.livejournal.com]

Ones that already exist probably already have something that can stop the spread or something.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Yes, probably.

But I wouldn't want to make something that you couldn't stop like that. I make inventions to make the world a better place.

[brattykoopa.livejournal.com]

BO-ring.