31 - In Which Apple Kid Speaks Of Mold And Robots

[notstevejobs]

I keep forgetting to update this thing -- I've been so busy lately researching the mold in the boy's restrooms here on campus.

Did you know that there are at least 27 different varieties of mold growing in the boy's restrooms here? My research into them has been fascinating.

I may be onto a breakthrough in the surprisingly untapped area of mold-powered steam engines! Imagine robots that produce penicillin as a byproduct of turning them on!

Mr. Kyle, you have at least four distinct varieties in your bathroom -- did you know that?

Mr. Kyle, I sneaked into your bathroom to do studies on mold -- did you know that?

Is anyone willing to fund some research into mold-powered steam-engine robots? It'll be a breakthrough in robotics and also medicine at the same time!

Comments

[brattykoopa.livejournal.com]

EWW! Boys are GROSS!

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

There's probably mold in the girl's restrooms, too.

Only I didn't check in there because it would be indecent.

[brattykoopa.livejournal.com]

That's why I don't use the public ones. They're nasty. And they have freaks like you collecting mold, even if you yourself didn't do it.

[thewunderkind]

[thewunderkind]

[thewunderkind]

[Lash borrowed some money and put it into Apple Kid's paymepal account from a m mysterious benefactor. There is an e-mail address that asks for details once the research has been complete.]

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

[First Jeff was like "GROSS" and then he was like "APPLE KID, MY NEMESIS!" but then he was like "actually that sounds pretty cool" so he gave $20 to Appol Kids. I-it's all he has right now. Sob.]

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

::Oh Jeffums, you really do care.::

[officer-hyde.livejournal.com]

[Apple Kid what are you doing in his bathroom]

[officer-hyde.livejournal.com]

[Apple Kid you didn't break in did you]

[officer-hyde.livejournal.com]

[APPLE KID YOU DIDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING DID YOU]

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

I could give you a research grant, Apple Kid! How much do you think you'll need? I'm a little strapped until I can find some other place to go treasure hunting, but I'll happily give you what I can spare.

It's good to hear from you - I guess you've been real busy lately, huh?

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

I usually take investments of $200, if you have that much. If you don't, just beat up hippies until you do

Yes, I've been very busy with all of this mold research. It's amazing what we can learn from mold.

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

I think I can swing that much. But I -AM- a hippie!

You should come out more. I know mold is pretty cool, but I'm sure there are lots of folks that have missed seeing you around.

[solarock.livejournal.com]

I have $3.87 I could give you.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

I don't usually accept micropayments but if you'd like to donate that amount I will take it, though you probably will not be the recipient of very much should the research go through.

[solarock.livejournal.com]

That's okay. I could give it to you anyways; I don't have any use for it.

[cheap-oranges.livejournal.com]

Apple Kid, that's a stupid thing to research. No one would want anything to do with some mold powered machines. It's just nasty.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

But Apple Kid, they'll make antibiotics as a byproduct.

Robots that make medicine just by functioning.

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Mold? Ew!

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Mold might be a little gross but it's also useful!

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

What uses does mold have?

[hasbandanacap.livejournal.com]

Researching wha--?!

That's disgusting!!

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

It's not disgusting, it's science!

[hasbandanacap.livejournal.com]

Yeah it is! Plus some kinds can cause health problems...

[Brendan makes a note to stay away from this guy. So grooooossss]