My chicken-repeller DX is now fully functional. Though sadly a little late. I was a statue in the science wing for a very long time, it seems, before someone found me after the chickens were all defeated.
Well, in case they return, we'll be able to repel them in the future.
That being done, I began construction of a solar-powered cottage-cheese machine, which as the name implies makes cottage cheese.
However, I have run out of bellybutton lint - a very important part of the machine's construction. I believe that high-quality cottage cheese should be available to the masses at little to no cost, and this device would be able to convert sunlight into cottage cheese.
If you have any bellybutton lint that you could spare, or if you could begin to collect it for me, we can see this beautiful future where all your cottage-cheese related dreams could come true, provided it is during the day.
I will have it installed next to the statue of Temperance Watering the Flowers of Prudence and Chastity with the Blood of Slain Incontinence and Incivility on the quad. Cottage Cheese, offered free to all.
If you will all help me, and send me your spare bellybutton lint.
Well, in case they return, we'll be able to repel them in the future.
That being done, I began construction of a solar-powered cottage-cheese machine, which as the name implies makes cottage cheese.
However, I have run out of bellybutton lint - a very important part of the machine's construction. I believe that high-quality cottage cheese should be available to the masses at little to no cost, and this device would be able to convert sunlight into cottage cheese.
If you have any bellybutton lint that you could spare, or if you could begin to collect it for me, we can see this beautiful future where all your cottage-cheese related dreams could come true, provided it is during the day.
I will have it installed next to the statue of Temperance Watering the Flowers of Prudence and Chastity with the Blood of Slain Incontinence and Incivility on the quad. Cottage Cheese, offered free to all.
If you will all help me, and send me your spare bellybutton lint.