26 - In Which Apple Kid Unveils Yet Another Brilliant Invention

[notstevejobs]

The past month or so I have been working on a totally new invention, and finally it's finished. I promised that the next thing I made I would give to Midna because she made me small again.

Announcing the celery eraser! Do you know how things like jello salad will have celery in it? It's never very good. The celery is tasteless and stringy, without fail. And you wish you could have it without the celery mixed in? Well now you can! The celery eraser erases any nearby celery when you use it. Do you have peanut butter and celery sticks, but need the peanut butter back? Now you can get it! Be careful not to use it in the grocery store, or else they might get upset with you.

You can come pick it up whenever you want, Midna.

Also, Melissa, how is your puzzle machine working?

Comments

[cheap-oranges.livejournal.com]

...So that's where my celery went. Apple Kid, you jerk! I was going to eat that!

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

You had celery?

Why would anyone want to eat celery?

[cheap-oranges.livejournal.com]

Just because you eat disgusting, unhealthy foods all the time and are fat, ugly, and out of shape because of it, doesn't mean everyone else does. And I happen to like celery.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Would you like me to make you a healthy snack machine?

[cheap-oranges.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like I'd want some machine from you. It'd probably blow up or something, you're such a terrible inventor. If I want a healthy snack machine, I'll make one myself.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Like your blender?

[cheap-oranges.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP. My inventions work fine and I will get that blender working right someday and it will be the best blender in the the entire world, so just shut up, Apple Kid!!

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

I haven't used it in a long time, actually. But last time I had it out, it worked pretty good.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

You should try to figure out a new reason to use it.

Did you ever leave a message for Mr. Kyle?

[twilightprincess]

I honestly have no idea how to say thank you for this, hee hee.

But... where does the celery go?

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Go?

[twilightprincess]

Does it... go anywhere when it gets erased? Or am I going to end up with celery eraser shavings?

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

No, they simply cease to exist.

I suppose it may go to some other dimension that I'm not aware of, but I'm pretty sure that they're simply erased.

[twilightprincess]

Ah, well that is handy to know. I'll be sure to eradicate my celery wisely. I'll... pick it up tomorrow, if that works for you?

Celery eraser. What.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Yes, that should be fine.

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

Celery isn't too bad with peanut butter and raisins on...

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Well sure, if you add things that taste good you can ignore how bad the celery tastes.

But at that point why aren't you just eating peanut butter and raisins?

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Haha, I like celery well enough! It's not the tastiest thing out there, but it IS good for you. I saw a thing in a magazine that said you burn more calories by chewing celery than you gain by digesting it, which I found kinda odd. If all you ever ate was celery, you'd just fade away into nothing. Celery is a people eraser, I guess. it just works real slow.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Then it's a good thing I'm getting rid of it before it gets rid of us.