31 - In Which Apple Kid Speaks Of Mold And Robots

[notstevejobs]

I keep forgetting to update this thing -- I've been so busy lately researching the mold in the boy's restrooms here on campus.

Did you know that there are at least 27 different varieties of mold growing in the boy's restrooms here? My research into them has been fascinating.

I may be onto a breakthrough in the surprisingly untapped area of mold-powered steam engines! Imagine robots that produce penicillin as a byproduct of turning them on!

Mr. Kyle, you have at least four distinct varieties in your bathroom -- did you know that?

Mr. Kyle, I sneaked into your bathroom to do studies on mold -- did you know that?

Is anyone willing to fund some research into mold-powered steam-engine robots? It'll be a breakthrough in robotics and also medicine at the same time!

Comments

[solarock.livejournal.com]

I have $3.87 I could give you.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

If you don't want to beat up hippies you can also beat up ladies with shopping bags and mind-altering mushrooms

Who missed seeing me around? I'm not a very popular guy.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

I don't usually accept micropayments but if you'd like to donate that amount I will take it, though you probably will not be the recipient of very much should the research go through.

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

I don't wanna beat up ladies either!

I did! And I'm sure there's plenty of other people. You're a real nice guy, Apple Kid, and you always have interesting stuff to talk about.

[solarock.livejournal.com]

That's okay. I could give it to you anyways; I don't have any use for it.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Well you could always go to Happy Happy Valley and beat up lil' UFOs and exploding trees

Thanks, Knuckles. That's nice of you to say. You're a nice guy, too.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

You could buy a can of juice with it! I like juice.

[solarock.livejournal.com]

So I could by a can of juice for you with it.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Don't you like to drink juice, too?

[solarock.livejournal.com]

Not particularly. In my Solrock form, I don't even need to eat at all. Otherwise, food doesn't have much appeal to me.

[cheap-oranges.livejournal.com]

Apple Kid, that's a stupid thing to research. No one would want anything to do with some mold powered machines. It's just nasty.

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Mold? Ew!

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

What about... hamburgers? Do you like hamburgers?

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

But Apple Kid, they'll make antibiotics as a byproduct.

Robots that make medicine just by functioning.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Mold might be a little gross but it's also useful!

[solarock.livejournal.com]

I've had one once. I wasn't incredibly fond of it or anything.

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

What uses does mold have?

[hasbandanacap.livejournal.com]

Researching wha--?!

That's disgusting!!

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Well for starters, mold is how you make penicillin!

And certain types of cheese require mold to make them.

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

It's not disgusting, it's science!

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's strange.

[solarock.livejournal.com]

What should I do to be not strange?

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Penicillin? What is that?

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Like food?

[notstevejobs.livejournal.com]

Medicine. It's an antibiotic.